So,with my new book "Knight in the Forest of the Pons" coming out tomorrow ( 1/21/14)I felt the need to stream line my blogs, yes blogs. I have a blog for the ever popular novella TEAR AVENGER. Next, a blog for the sleeper hit, book of poems "Love, Marriage, Friendship,Hate" I have been spending much time with the PONS blog , visiting the Tear Avenger blog every day , but just because I have too and not visiting the LOVE HATE blog at all. Friends, this is like juggling a wife and two girl friends, oh yes, it can be done, but to what degree does a man want to slowly kill himself. Today, I made the decision to get a divorce from TEAR AVENGER blog , break it off with the LOVE,HATE blog
( I did this to her by text, pretty shitty , I know , but hey),and just live with the Pons.
They were all rather upset with my news,plates were thrown , names were called and fingers pointed. But me being the peace maker came up with this. I said to them very gently,"Hey gals , lets live like those what ya call its in Colorado. The girls looked at each other with perplex faces, WTF is Josh saying , then like a flash of gun powder popping TEAR AVENGER shouted with a pointed finger at me and said " Are telling us, you want to live like Mormons in POLYGAMY ?! I told her I did not know where Polygamy was located, but then and without hesitation I sharply said YES !. Well , you shoulda seen them , the Pons stood there a gas, while TEAR AVENGER screamed to the heavens "YOU &*(^%$# ASSHOLE. And LOVE AND HATE? she just shrugged her shoulders and grinned. She is such a poet. With all that said and done all of us decided to live together at the JOSHUA HEIGHTS BLOG. Its nice here , everything under one roof. If I need one of the gals, well, they're all here living with me in Polygamy. Stay tuned for updates , there is going to be a doozy coming, her name is NANO TATTOO , she's hot and moving in soon. Welcome all, to the new blog of author Joshua heights and his telling tales.
